Wie die verschiedenen Religionen.........

............zum Them Scheixxe stehen:

Taoism:                     Shit happens.
Confucianism:          Confucius say: "Shit happens".
Buddhism:                If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam:                        If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Judaism:                   Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism:                This shit happened in my last life too.
Protestantism:          Shit happens cause you don't work hard enough.
Catholicism:             Shit happens because you are bad.
Zen:                          What is the sound of one shit happening?
Moonies:                   Only happy shit happens.
Christian Science:   Shit is in your mind.
Agnosticism:            Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Jehova's Witnesses: Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens.
Rastafarianism:       Let's smoke this shit.
Hare Krishna:         Shit Happens, Shit Happens, Shit Shit Happens Happens, Shit Happens, Rama Rama.
Atheism:                  No shit.